caroljessie:

hawkeye #19; “look at me. make everything something to hit with. and hit them until they stop.”

"Beacuse of the injury you have been deafened."

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

troublesome-destinies:

G is for Gay for Enjolras

R is for Really gay for Enjolras

A is for Absolutely gay for Enjolras

N is for Not-at-all straight for Enjolras

T is for Totally in love with Enjolras

A is for Always being there for Enjolras

I is for Incredibly gay for Enjolras

R is for Romantically-involved with Enjolras

E is for E n j o l r a s

katiedollthesillyhead:

antisocial-internet-addict:

katiedollthesillyhead:

gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

What was that middle part?

i can make a hat

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot